Applying for jobs these days sure is a competitive, heated exercise.
I’m not doing well, guys.
For me this magical story is made MORE magical because I am NOT even remotely one of the people who dies in it.
If you have to fire someone, try to mix things up. Don’t let it get stale. Make firing someone a joyous and expressive experience!
Group introductions are, by far, one of the worst experiences invented by the modern era. School, work, university, whatever — they all suck equally.
Side note: I’m not making fun of vegans here per se. More at the people who seem to believe it’s the same thing as having a personality.
Your last words are, unironically, the last chance you have to make an impact on the world. Make sure they’re worth it.