Future investment is a new, cutting-edge investment technique where you travel to the future or to the past with advanced knowledge of market conditions and completely fuck up the time-space continuum in the pursuit of profits.
COVID19 advertising could make for a great bingo card game. Include entries like:
- in these trying times
- an acoustic backing track
- clapping or clicking
- a smiling person comforting someone but without physical contact
Look I know it’s not something to complain about given the state of things but I’m going a bit bananas here.