Future Investment

Future Investment

Future Investment

Future investment is a new, cutting-edge investment technique where you travel to the future or to the past with advanced knowledge of market conditions and completely fuck up the time-space continuum in the pursuit of profits.

COVID19 Advertising Be Like

COVID19 Advertising Be Like

COVID19 Advertising Be Like

COVID19 advertising could make for a great bingo card game. Include entries like:

  • in these trying times
  • an acoustic backing track
  • clapping or clicking
  • a smiling person comforting someone but without physical contact

Look I know it’s not something to complain about given the state of things but I’m going a bit bananas here.

Deodorants And Branding

Deodorants And Branding

Deodorants And Branding

Ahh, branding. if it wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t have such clear distinctions between Masculine and Feminine. Between Dove and Lynx/Axe. Between Love Yourself and hurr this will get you laid.

IT’S THE SAME STUFF