Recruitment! It’s a business! But what happens when nobody “wants to work” anymore?
(publish the damn salary)
Applying for jobs these days sure is a competitive, heated exercise.
I’m not doing well, guys.
Look I’m not saying you should lie on your resumé I’m just saying that some job descriptions are bullshit.
If you have to fire someone, try to mix things up. Don’t let it get stale. Make firing someone a joyous and expressive experience!
Headhunters? Human resources? What a weak joke! You may well be thinking. But this comic exists mainly because I wanted the excuse to research Iban tattooing traditions, so suck it.