Applying for jobs these days sure is a competitive, heated exercise.
I’m not doing well, guys.
Suit speak is a language all of its own. You put on a suit and suddenly your saying things like “synergy” and “close-of-business” and “what is a soul”.
Look I’m not saying you should lie on your resumé I’m just saying that some job descriptions are bullshit.
Graduates today face many challenges. Some of them didn’t exist when they started studying. And boy howdy let me tell you, job hunting is fun.
If you have to fire someone, try to mix things up. Don’t let it get stale. Make firing someone a joyous and expressive experience!